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Cat-Mew Machine, 1963 | LIFE

This mechanical cat can meow ten times a minute and the eyes light up each time. The device for scaring rats and mice is from Japan and is powered by a two-watt motor. poisonous

Cat-Mew Machine, 1963 | LIFE

This mechanical  cat can meow ten times a minute and the eyes light up  each time. The  device for scaring rats and mice is from Japan and is  powered by a  two-watt motor. poisonous
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needful thing of the moment

When I look at the designs for Inflatable Toast, I’m struck by the utter ridiculousness of my job. 
archiemcphee:

The original design sent to the manufacturer for our Inflatable Toast! In retrospect, we probably didn’t need to number the instructions…



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